Redneck Medical Terms
Artery1......................The study of paintings. Benign2......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize3...................Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................A sheep dog. Coma4........................A punctuation5 mark. DC.........................Where Washington is. Dilate6......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished7, well known. Labor8 Pain..................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane9. Morbid10......................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. Node........................I knew it. Outpatient..................A person who has fainted. Pap Smear11...................A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative..............A letter carrier. Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery. Rectum......................Darn near killed him. Secretion12...................Hiding something Seizure13.....................Roman emperor. Tablet......................A small table. Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the airport. Tumor14.......................More than one. Urine.......................Opposite of you're out Varicosplaye....................Near by