Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Q: What do chickens serve1 at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays2 an egg on TOP of a barn3?
A: An eggroll!
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q: What does an alarm4 cluck say?
A: Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had5 four doors it would6 be a chicken sedan!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why did7 the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove8 to the possum that it could9 be done!
Q: Why did the turkey10 cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!