A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed1 at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cosplayt of the meat?

The lawyer replied, Of course, how much was the roast? $7.98. said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.

Attached to it was an invoice2. It read: Legal Consultation Service $150